Today's weigh in: 212.6 (NEW LOW!!!)
I love Gene's idea about using song lyrics in a blog, and I'm a fan of Weird Al Yankovic, so I thought I'd try my hand at my one parody song. I don't really have time for the whole song, but here is the first verse, and be warned, today I start working on another one to be unveiled when I hit the hundred pound mark. Today's is called"You've Gotta Fight for Your Right to Be Thin" after an old Beastie Boys track.
So you wake up out of bed and gut looks too big
You think to yourself "I've got to do something."
You eat two bananas and head out to the mall
But your weigh- in says that you're not done at all
You've gotta fight for your right to beeeeeee thin!
You gotta be smaller if that's the clothes you want to we-ar
You gotta eat lots of protein or you'll lose your hair
Your mom pops an innocent, "What pants size?"
Oh, Mom your just jealous it's thirty six waste, guys!
You've gotta fight for your right to beeeeee thin!!!
I wanted to do the whole song, but I ran out of time. I hope you enjoyed it.
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You're pretty fly for a white guy!
Just caught up on your blogs - I see the weight kept coming down. Congratulations!
nice job on the new low!
i never really understood the lyrics thing, but I do tend to recite funny quotes or lyrics when I'm working out, so there might be something to it.
jim you're leaving me wanting more! i love Weird Al Yankovic- especially the parodies he did of Michael Jackson's 'Bad' and 'Beat It'- do you still remember 'Fat' and 'Eat It' ? hilarious!
Nice new low! also enjoyed the beastie boys remake :)
I dont know how tall you are but you started out at the same weight I did and you're now at my goal weight. Awesome. Do you have any pics of what you look like or any before afters?
I'd love to see them.
Jim - I think I'll nominate you for a Grammy. Funny stuff.
Inspiration can come from anywhere and music is so much a part of our daily lives, it's sort of a no brainer.
How about "No Food 'til Brooklyn"
Jimbo, it's been five days. Keep your head up, keep us updated. How you doing?
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