Any math majors out there? No? I'll keep it simple then:
298.4 Original Weight
- Today's weigh in: 198.2 (NEW LOW!!!!!!)
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!!!!!!!!!!!100.2 Pounds Lost!!!!!!!!!!!
You may all fall on your knees and worship me now. I'll wait.
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Ok...so that was a little out of hand, but I'm immensely proud of myself today. I think I've earned it because that's the result of a lot of hard work right there. Don't ever let anyone tell you that they've lost that kind of weight and did it without effort. It's not all bad though. I look better, I feel better, I'm healthier and I can talk trash to the guy on the bowflex commercial now.
It's great. The guy comes out, he's built like Mr. Universe and he starts talking about "I worked out, I got bit and I lost six inches off of my waist." And I get to be like, "ONLY six inches? This guy's a bitch! I lost ten!"
So it's a celebration type day. I've finished all of the work for my beginning of the semester class and I'm just waiting to find out that I officially have my A that I'm expecting, and I'm finally over this freaking cold that's been bugging me for the last week.
So it's a celebration type day. I've finished all of the work for my beginning of the semester class and I'm just waiting to find out that I officially have my A that I'm expecting, and I'm finally over this freaking cold that's been bugging me for the last week.
Some of you out there may remember that I promised a new Beastie Boys parody when I hit the one hundred pound mark. So, without further ado, and sponsored by my skinny little ass, it sounds just like The New Style, but it's really The New Jim...
And on the cool check in
Center stage on the mic
and we're puttin' it on wax
It's the new Jim
4 and 3 and 2 and 1
When I'm on the mic the fat cells run
Down with Rob T and Fat C and its great
And I've lost more pounds than Picasso got Paint
Sometimes it was rough and sometimes e-z
And I'm not surprised I've got a small Belly
S-O-S-M-A-L-L
Sent all those pounds straight down to hell
I don't eat franks or pork and beans
They just don't fit in my routine
I get it I got it I know it's good
The weight I've lost you wish you could
Been 10 months in training
My whole life was straining
I was always whining and got sick of complaining
So I signed up at the college and I took some classes
Joined the Coalition and we shrank our asses
You thinking fuck it it just can't happen
And you're jealous of me because your gut just won't flatten.
KICK IT!!
KICK IT!!
KICK IT!!
(Instumental break)
Father to a lady, smaller by a ton
And in case you're unaware, I just lost a hun
I step into the party, the place is overpacked
Don't have to suck my gut in cause I'm wearing smaller sla-acks
Don't have cheeks like a beaver cause my calories are capped
You better keep your mouth shut because your gut is fat
You've got nothing to say because you weight is high
That's why your girlfriend thinks that I'm so fly!
I've toes that I can see, twin gunboats at my side
You probably feel envy cause you can't get out of bed
If I played guitar I'd be Jimmy Page
I could get girls of any age
I've gotta stop there. It gets into all kinds of steal your girlfriend smack, and that's not so good for a married man. I hope you enjoyed it though. How's everyone else doing?
11 comments:
!!!!Behold Onederland!!!!! May you never see a two on the front of your weight for the rest of your life! Love the beasties Jimbo style Remix, it had me cracking up. Man under 200 and over 100lbs lost. You could get national recognition on CNN or MSNBC if you applied. Anyway man stellar work it truly inspirational. This fatty would like to see a new update pic of Jimbo chillin like a villain in Onederland.
WooHoooooo!
Congratulations Jim - you're an inspiration.
Congratulations, that's a huge milestone. I'm coming up on 20 pounds, and I know how hard they were to lose, so 100 is just mind blowing. Awesome.
Heck yes, Jimbo!!!
"ONLY six inches? This guy's a bitch! I lost ten!"
Quote of the week!
Here's Rob T - standing up.
Applauding.
You did this in TEN MONTHS. You know how I feel about this. Just incredible Jimbo.
I am SO HAPPY for you!! You and your wife worked hard, and you deserve every last drop of kudos you get today. What you have accomplished is really remarkable. All the way in Boston, I am giving you a standing O.
thats awesome! congrats!
However, unless you post pics it never happene...
Jim U R THE MAN - way to go. A hearty congrats!!!
Ok. LO freakin' L. That parody was hilarious!!
Anyway, on to the important matter...
CONGRATULATIONS, DUDE!!! Over 100 pounds lost and out of the 2's! You're the man!!
Jimbo, hows it going man? still enjoying onederland? Shoot us a blog would ya?
UPDATE: Jim is doing great, just buried in school work (he gets associates degree this summer) and busy being a dad and husband. (I'm a slavedriver) LOL
He'll blog when he gets a spare minute!!!!
Nicole aka "the wife"
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